‘No, no, no,’ Guido passionately denied it. ‘Eet ess jus’ that you play so bad I feel peety on you. But peety ess not a good thing for you or me, so soon it must be like God and the dwarf.’
‘God and the dwarf?’ Daniel repeated, immediately knowing better.
Guido slapped himself on the forehead, bellowing, ‘What! You have not been told of God and the dwarf?’
‘No,’ Daniel said, ‘but I have a feeling I will be.’
‘Yes, I weel gladly tell you how eet ess weeth God and the dwarf. Thees dwarf ess sitting one day in the cantina with many, many other people when God walks een the door, looks ’roun’, and says, “I’m going to shit on all the peoples een thees cantina – except for you, leetle dwarf.” The dwarf he ees very happy and he jumps down from hees chair and cries, “O thank you merciful Lord for sparing me, for already I have suffered very much being a dwarf.” And God tells heem, “Hey, I don’t spare nobody. I’m gonna use you to wipe my ass.”’
Jim Dodge. Stone Junction
. переводить этого дварфа как «гном» это уже всетки глухота, по-моему
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